"F*CK YOU"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language is the word "f*ck". It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Rosy) and intransitive (Rosy was f*cked by John).
It can be an active verb (John really gives a f*ck) or a passive verb (Rosy doesn't give a f*ck); or an adverb (Rosy is f*cking interested in John), and as a noun (Rosy is a terrible f*ck).
It can be used as an adjective (Rosy is f*cking beautiful).
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings.............."How the f*ck are you?"
2. Fraud...................."I got f*cked by the car dealer"
3. Dismay.................."Oh, f*ck it!"
4. Trouble................."Well, I guess I'm f*cked now."
5. Agression.............."F*ck You!"
6. Disgust.................."F*ck Me!"
7. Confusion.............."What the F*ck...?"
8. Difficulty................"I don't f*cking understand."
9. Despair................."F*
10. Incompetence......"He f*cks everything up."
11. Displeasure.........."What the f*ck is going on here?"
12. Lost......................"
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of the word "f*ck".
It can be used to tell time..."It's five-f*cking thirty." It can be used in business..."How do I wind up with this f*cking job?" It can be maternal...as in "Motherf*cker". It can be political..."f*ck Bill Clinton".
And never forget the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima..."What the f*ck was that?" and the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic who said "Where is all this f*cking water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you use the word "f*ck"???
Use it frequently in you daily speech; it only adds to your prestige.
Lets all F*ck the Communications Decency Act .
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